https://violajoke.com The best viola jokes and humor en-us 60 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-go-to-jail-because-they-were-caugh-1 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-go-to-jail-because-they-were-caugh-1 Why did the viola player go to jail? Because they were caught with too many sharp notes! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/what-do-you-call-a-viola-player-in-a-suit-a-defendant-2 https://violajoke.com/joke/what-do-you-call-a-viola-player-in-a-suit-a-defendant-2 What do you call a viola player in a suit? A defendant. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/viola-players-are-like-magiciansevery-time-they-play-the-a-3 https://violajoke.com/joke/viola-players-are-like-magiciansevery-time-they-play-the-a-3 Viola players are like magicians—every time they play, the audience disappears! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/how-many-viola-players-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb--4 https://violajoke.com/joke/how-many-viola-players-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb--4 How many viola players does it take to change a light bulb? None, viola players prefer the dark. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-the-difference-between-a-viola-and-an-onion-nobody-c-5 https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-the-difference-between-a-viola-and-an-onion-nobody-c-5 What's the difference between a viola and an onion? Nobody cries when you cut up a viola. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-favorite-type-of-weather-when-its-sharp-a-6 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-favorite-type-of-weather-when-its-sharp-a-6 A viola player's favorite type of weather? When it's sharp and flat at the same time. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-dont-viola-players-ever-get-lonely-because-theyve-got-7 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-dont-viola-players-ever-get-lonely-because-theyve-got-7 Why don't viola players ever get lonely? Because they've got so many problems to solve with their bow! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/what-did-the-viola-teacher-say-to-the-student-youre-sharp-8 https://violajoke.com/joke/what-did-the-viola-teacher-say-to-the-student-youre-sharp-8 What did the viola teacher say to the student? 'You're sharp as a tack... in all the wrong ways!' Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/how-do-you-know-if-a-viola-player-is-at-your-door-they-can-9 https://violajoke.com/joke/how-do-you-know-if-a-viola-player-is-at-your-door-they-can-9 How do you know if a viola player is at your door? They can't find the key, and they're not sure if they're in tune. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-a-violinist-and-a-cellist-walk-into-a-bar--10 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-a-violinist-and-a-cellist-walk-into-a-bar--10 A viola player, a violinist, and a cellist walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-become-a-gardener-they-wanted-to-w-11 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-become-a-gardener-they-wanted-to-w-11 Why did the viola player become a gardener? They wanted to work with something that grows instead of making painful sounds. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-a-violas-favorite-social-media-platform-myspacebar-12 https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-a-violas-favorite-social-media-platform-myspacebar-12 What's a viola's favorite social media platform? MySpaceBar—where all the notes are out of tune! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-is-like-a-relationship-complicated-emotional-and--13 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-is-like-a-relationship-complicated-emotional-and--13 A viola is like a relationship: complicated, emotional, and nobody really understands why you're in one. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/how-many-viola-players-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-14 https://violajoke.com/joke/how-many-viola-players-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-14 How many viola players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, two to discuss how much better the old one sounded. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-do-viola-players-make-great-detectives-because-theyre--15 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-do-viola-players-make-great-detectives-because-theyre--15 Why do viola players make great detectives? Because they're always looking for the missing keys! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/what-did-one-viola-say-to-the-other-ive-got-the-strings-a-16 https://violajoke.com/joke/what-did-one-viola-say-to-the-other-ive-got-the-strings-a-16 What did one viola say to the other? 'I've got the strings attached, but where's the commitment?' Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-a-politician-and-a-lawyer-all-play-the-same-17 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-a-politician-and-a-lawyer-all-play-the-same-17 A viola player, a politician, and a lawyer all play the same note. Which one is out of tune? The viola player, obviously—the other two are always in harmony! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-do-violas-go-to-therapy-because-they-have-too-many-emot-18 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-do-violas-go-to-therapy-because-they-have-too-many-emot-18 Why do violas go to therapy? Because they have too many emotional strings attached. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-the-difference-between-a-viola-player-and-a-large-piz-19 https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-the-difference-between-a-viola-player-and-a-large-piz-19 What's the difference between a viola player and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/how-do-you-define-a-viola-player-someone-who-knew-they-coul-20 https://violajoke.com/joke/how-do-you-define-a-viola-player-someone-who-knew-they-coul-20 How do you define a viola player? Someone who knew they couldn't play violin, so they got a bigger one. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-autobiography-would-be-titled-finding-my--21 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-autobiography-would-be-titled-finding-my--21 A viola player's autobiography would be titled: 'Finding My Key: A Journey of Missed Notes.' Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-break-up-with-their-metronome-it-w-22 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-break-up-with-their-metronome-it-w-22 Why did the viola player break up with their metronome? It was too controlling and always kept them in line. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/what-do-viola-players-and-ghosts-have-in-common-nobody-want-23 https://violajoke.com/joke/what-do-viola-players-and-ghosts-have-in-common-nobody-want-23 What do viola players and ghosts have in common? Nobody wants them around during family gatherings. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-walks-into-a-coffee-shop-the-barista-says--24 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-walks-into-a-coffee-shop-the-barista-says--24 A viola player walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, 'The usual?' The viola player says, 'Yeah, something flat and bitter.' Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-always-carry-a-map-because-they-we-25 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-always-carry-a-map-because-they-we-25 Why did the viola player always carry a map? Because they were always lost between C and D sharp! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-a-viola-players-favorite-type-of-music-silence-26 https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-a-viola-players-favorite-type-of-music-silence-26 What's a viola player's favorite type of music? Silence. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-goes-to-a-doctor-the-doctor-says-i-have-go-27 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-goes-to-a-doctor-the-doctor-says-i-have-go-27 A viola player goes to a doctor. The doctor says, 'I have good news and bad news. The good news is you have a great instrument. The bad news is you're the one playing it.' Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/how-do-you-tell-if-a-viola-player-is-lying-their-lips-are-m-28 https://violajoke.com/joke/how-do-you-tell-if-a-viola-player-is-lying-their-lips-are-m-28 How do you tell if a viola player is lying? Their lips are moving. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-become-a-chef-because-they-already-29 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-become-a-chef-because-they-already-29 Why did the viola player become a chef? Because they already knew how to create distaste! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-the-difference-between-a-viola-player-and-a-bowling-b-31 https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-the-difference-between-a-viola-player-and-a-bowling-b-31 What's the difference between a viola player and a bowling ball? You can get an 8-pound bowling ball out of your ears faster! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-go-bankrupt-they-kept-investing-in-32 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-go-bankrupt-they-kept-investing-in-32 Why did the viola player go bankrupt? They kept investing in better reeds. Spoiler: it didn't help. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-idea-of-a-compliment-you-were-only-slight-33 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-idea-of-a-compliment-you-were-only-slight-33 A viola player's idea of a compliment: 'You were only slightly out of tune today!' Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/what-do-viola-players-call-a-person-who-never-practices-a-p-34 https://violajoke.com/joke/what-do-viola-players-call-a-person-who-never-practices-a-p-34 What do viola players call a person who never practices? A professional performer. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-favorite-game-hide-and-seektheir-music-sk-35 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-favorite-game-hide-and-seektheir-music-sk-35 A viola player's favorite game? Hide and seek—their music skills make them the perfect hider because everyone leaves immediately! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-dont-viola-players-ever-win-at-poker-because-everyone--36 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-dont-viola-players-ever-win-at-poker-because-everyone--36 Why don't viola players ever win at poker? Because everyone can read their faces when they're playing a bad hand—or a bad note! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/what-did-the-conductor-say-to-the-viola-section-youre-all-37 https://violajoke.com/joke/what-did-the-conductor-say-to-the-viola-section-youre-all-37 What did the conductor say to the viola section? 'You're all equally out of tune, which is progress!' Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-life-hack-always-wear-earplugs-to-concerts-38 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-life-hack-always-wear-earplugs-to-concerts-38 A viola player's life hack: Always wear earplugs to concerts. Your own, not the audience's. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-never-get-asked-to-parties-because-39 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-never-get-asked-to-parties-because-39 Why did the viola player never get asked to parties? Because even the music snobs avoided them! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-walked-into-an-antique-shop-the-shopkeeper-s-40 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-walked-into-an-antique-shop-the-shopkeeper-s-40 A viola player walked into an antique shop. The shopkeeper said, 'Looking for something old and broken?' Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-the-definition-of-a-perfect-pitch-a-viola-flying-out-41 https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-the-definition-of-a-perfect-pitch-a-viola-flying-out-41 What's the definition of a perfect pitch? A viola flying out a window. (Okay, we're just joking—violas are beautiful instruments!) Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-do-viola-players-never-get-invited-to-jam-sessions-beca-42 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-do-viola-players-never-get-invited-to-jam-sessions-beca-42 Why do viola players never get invited to jam sessions? Because they'd only flat the whole party! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-and-a-rock-are-playing-together-which-one-ha-43 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-and-a-rock-are-playing-together-which-one-ha-43 A viola player and a rock are playing together. Which one has better rhythm? Trick question—they both just sit there and make noise! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/what-did-the-viola-player-bring-to-the-beach-a-suit-and-a-s-44 https://violajoke.com/joke/what-did-the-viola-player-bring-to-the-beach-a-suit-and-a-s-44 What did the viola player bring to the beach? A suit and a sign that said, 'This just in from my career: depressing news!' Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-idea-of-multitasking-playing-the-instrumen-45 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-idea-of-multitasking-playing-the-instrumen-45 A viola player's idea of multitasking: Playing the instrument and losing their music sheet simultaneously! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-make-a-great-secret-agent-because--46 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-make-a-great-secret-agent-because--46 Why did the viola player make a great secret agent? Because nobody would ever suspect them of making any sound! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-a-viola-players-favorite-type-of-movie-a-silent-fil-47 https://violajoke.com/joke/whats-a-viola-players-favorite-type-of-movie-a-silent-fil-47 What's a viola player's favorite type of movie? A silent film. Ironically, that's the only way their performance sounds good. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-walked-into-a-magic-shop-the-magician-said--48 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-player-walked-into-a-magic-shop-the-magician-said--48 A viola player walked into a magic shop. The magician said, 'I can make anything disappear.' The violist said, 'Can you start with my career?' Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-break-their-mirror-they-didnt-lik-49 https://violajoke.com/joke/why-did-the-viola-player-break-their-mirror-they-didnt-lik-49 Why did the viola player break their mirror? They didn't like looking at the evidence of their poor life choices! Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-autobiography-chapter-1-why-i-became-a-vi-50 https://violajoke.com/joke/a-viola-players-autobiography-chapter-1-why-i-became-a-vi-50 A viola player's autobiography Chapter 1: 'Why I became a viola player.' Chapter 2: 'How to deal with regret.' Chapter 3: 'Finding a second career.' Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT https://violajoke.com/joke/what-do-you-call-a-viola-player-without-a-girlfriend-homele-51 https://violajoke.com/joke/what-do-you-call-a-viola-player-without-a-girlfriend-homele-51 What do you call a viola player without a girlfriend? Homeless. Anonymous Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:58:02 GMT