How do you define a viola player? Someone who knew they couldn't play violin, so they got a bigger one.
How do you make a viola sound beautiful? Sell it to a violinist.
What do you get when you mix a viola and ambition? A violin.
Why did the viola player smile at the violinist? They just realized they get fewer notes to mess up.
A violin is what a viola wishes to be when it grows up.
The main difference between a violin and a viola? About fifty jokes.
Violinists have solos, violists have stories.
Violinists use rosin, violists use excuses.
A viola is like a violin with a caffeine crash.
Violinists count rests, violists count regrets.
A violin sings, a viola sighs.
Violinists dream of fame, violists dream of tuning stability.
The violinist shines in the spotlight; the violist adjusts their chair.
I secretly believe the violin is overrated.
You must be a violinist, because you are way out of my league.
What's the advantage of the viola vs the violin? A viola can contain more beer.
What's one thing a violinist can do better than a violist? Play the viola.
How do you make a violin sound like a viola? Sit in the back row and just pretend to play.
How can you make a viola sound better? Sell it and buy a violin.
What's the difference between a violin and a viola? You can tune the violin.
There is no difference between a violin and a viola. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so big.
How do you make a violin sound like a viola? Play in the low positions and miss every other note.
What did the viola say to the violin? 'I'm bigger, so I must be better!'
