Timmy came home excited: 'I got all the way to the end of the alphabet!' His mother said 'That's because you're a violist.' The next day: 'I counted to ten!' 'That's because you're a violist.' The third day: 'I'm the tallest in my class!' 'No dear, that's because you're 26 years old.'
Timmy's mom said he could count to 10 because he was a violist. The next day he was the tallest in class. 'Is that because I'm a violist?' 'No dear, that's because you're 26 years old.'

