What's the difference between a viola player and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four!
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a viola and a chainsaw? The chainsaw sounds better.
How is a viola player like a fire alarm? Both are used in emergencies, and both are equally annoying.
What's the difference between a viola player and a pile of garbage? Eventually, the garbage gets picked up.
What's the difference between a viola player and an alarm clock? People want the alarm clock to stop at some point.
What's the difference between a viola player and a mosquito? A mosquito stops buzzing when you swat it.
What do viola players and hurricanes have in common? Both cause people to evacuate the area.
What do violas and coffee have in common? Both need a strong filter.
Every orchestra needs violas; they make everyone else look good.
What is the difference between a radio and a viola? A radio plays music.
