Why do viola players make great detectives? Because they're always looking for the missing keys!
Did you hear about the crime by a pair of string musicians? It was a drive-by viola recital.
What's the latest crime wave in New York City? Drive-by viola recitals.
What's the latest crime wave in New York City? Drive-by viola recitals.
Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a viola case? They think he's carrying a viola and might be about to use it.
