What's the difference between a viola and an onion? Nobody cries when you cut up a viola.
Why was the viola late to rehearsal? It took a detour through despair.
What is a viola player's favorite workout? Emotional lifting.
Why do viola players love mystery novels? They relate to being misunderstood.
Violas are the emotional support instruments of the orchestra.
A violin sings, a viola sighs.
Every note I play is a cry for help in 440 Hz.
The conductor asked for more passion, so the viola cried instead.
My viola and I have something in common; we are both misunderstood.
