Why did the viola player get a job at the zoo? Because they were already used to playing around big apes!
Why did the viola player become a meteorologist? Because they're used to creating a lot of hot air.
A viola player's resume: 'Professional at creating uncomfortable silences with background noise.'
How do you get a violist off your porch? Pay for the pizza.
What does a violist say at a job interview? 'Would you like fries with that?'
A violist read 'Da Capo' and went back to driving his taxi.
