A viola player, a violinist, and a cellist walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?'
How many viola players does it take to change a light bulb? One—they just screw it in and the house becomes dimmer.
The main difference between a violin and a viola? About fifty jokes.
Why are viola jokes so short? So violists can remember them.
Why do violists always have to write down their jokes? So they can play them later.
