Why are viola jokes so short? So violists can remember them.
What is the main requirement at the 'International Viola Competition?' Hold the viola from memory.
A violist noticed at the end of each rehearsal break, one of the other violists would look at the inside flap of his jacket before sitting down. After several decades, he finally looked inside the jacket. It read: 'viola left hand, bow right.'
Why are orchestral concert intermissions only 15 minutes long? So the violists won't forget where the stage is.
