Why did the viola player go to jail? Because they were caught with too many sharp notes!
A viola player's favorite type of weather? When it's sharp and flat at the same time.
What's a viola's favorite social media platform? MySpaceBar—where all the notes are out of tune!
Why did the viola player go to the bank? To get their balance checked. Spoiler: still out of tune.
Why do viola players love geometry? Because they're always working with acute angles—in their playing!
Why did the viola player apply for a job at the bank? They thought they could finally make some good interest.
Why did the viola join the gym? To finally get some tone.
What is a viola player's favorite food? Flat bread.
I might not play the violin, but I can still string you along.
Why is a viola like a lawsuit? Everyone's happy when the case is closed.
How does a viola greet a relative? Cello!
When complementing viola players, please please please for the love of god do NOT call it a violin! That's a violation.
What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street? You better C-sharp or you'll B-flat!
Why did the viola player throw his instrument into the fire? He wanted to play Hot Cross Buns.
What's a violist's favorite time of year? Rests.
I told my viola a joke. It fell flat.
The viola tried to be sharp. It was too much of a stretch.
A viola's favorite movie? 'Gone with the Wind' - like their sound.
What's a viola's favorite drink? Flat white.
Why did the viola break up with the cello? Too much bass in the relationship.
The viola joined a band called 'The Rests'. They're taking a break.
What do you call a viola that works out? Frets Armstrong.
The viola wanted to tell a secret but it was too forte.
A violist's favorite philosopher? Plato - because everything is just an imperfect copy.
Why did the viola go to therapy? It had too many issues with its scales.
