String quartet looking for two violinists and a cellist.
What's the difference between a chain saw and a viola? If you absolutely had to, you could use a chain saw in a string quartet.
String quartet: When a good cellist, a bad cellist, a former violinist, and someone who hates violinists get together to complain about composers.
Q: What's a string quartet? A: A good violinist, a bad violinist, a former violinist, and someone who hates violinists, all arguing about Beethoven.
