Why don't viola players ever get lonely? Because they've got so many problems to solve with their bow!
A viola is like a relationship: complicated, emotional, and nobody really understands why you're in one.
What did one viola say to the other? 'I've got the strings attached, but where's the commitment?'
Why did the viola player break up with their metronome? It was too controlling and always kept them in line.
What do you call a viola player without a girlfriend? Homeless.
A viola player's dating profile: 'Looking for someone who enjoys suffering.'
Why don't viola players ever get lonely? Their instrument is always disappointing them.
Why did the viola break up with the cello? Too much bass in the relationship.
