Why did the viola player break up with their metronome? It was too controlling and always kept them in line.
A viola player and a rock are playing together. Which one has better rhythm? Trick question—they both just sit there and make noise!
The metronome gave up halfway through the viola section.
The viola joined a rock band; it still got lost on the beat.
The violist asked about syncopation. The conductor said: 'Don't worry, you're already off-beat.'
