The native guide said 'When drums stop, very bad.' 'What happens when the drums stop?' asked the tourist. 'Next comes viola solo!'
A man went on safari deep into the jungle. Drums had been playing for days. Finally they stopped. The guide screamed in terror. 'What happens now?' asked the man. The guide whispered: 'Viola solo.'
What's the difference between a viola solo and a dog barking? The neighbors won't call the police for the dog.
