Why did the viola refuse to play a solo? It did not want to embarrass itself in public again.
Violinists have solos, violists have stories.
A viola solo was once audible. It was a myth.
A viola once soloed uninvited. The silence that followed was historic.
How can you make a violist play tremolo? Just write 'solo' above his part.
Why is a viola solo like a bomb? By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
What's the most effective way to make a violist quiet? Give them a solo.
