What's the range of a viola? About 20 yards if you have a good arm.
What's the definition of perfect pitch? When you throw a viola into a skip cleanly.
What's the range of a viola? 35 yards if you've got a good arm.
A violist was bragging about his perfect pitch. 'Watch this,' he said. He threw his viola and it landed right in the dumpster.
What's the range of a professional violist? As far as you can throw them.
What's the definition of perfect pitch for a violist? Throwing your instrument in the toilet without hitting the rim.
