A viola player's favorite type of weather? When it's sharp and flat at the same time.
What's the difference between a viola player and a bad weather forecast? Sometimes people actually listen to the forecast.
Why did the viola player become a meteorologist? Because they're used to creating a lot of hot air.
What do viola players and hurricanes have in common? Both cause people to evacuate the area.
Why do violas love rainy days? It matches their tone.
